That’s not a Gannet KA – it’s a Shag

Standing in the dining room
Mesmerized by the sea
Bowing to me
With such regularity

In a white bathrobe KA
Awful posh says ...
"Morning Fran.
Bit of a swell out there."

"Morning KA – yes – a bit of a swell"

She points to a bird and instructs
"Keep an eye on that.
It's a gannet.
It'll dive for a fish
in a minute. "

"That's not a gannet KA - it's a Shag!
..... It's a swell day for a shag. "